I browsed around the new pet store and was drawn to the sign that read “sex frogs $9.99”. I discretely whispered to the guy behind the counter “pack me up one deez”. He nodded n whispered back “just read the directions n ur good to go. This frog has been trained to please. Have a gud day Mizz”.
Shit, I got home n did exactly wat the directions said. I showered shaved n sprayed some exotic cologne. Crawled into bed naked n placed the frog on the bed. Nothin.
The instructions added that if I had any problems I was to call the pet shop. So I called just bitchy n pissed off. He sed he was on his way to check on the frog.
“Aww I’m sorry mizz. Looks like the s.o.b. forgot his training!” Then he looked that frog in the eye n muttered “u listen up u piece of shit, this is thee last time that I’m gonna show u how its done!!!!!”