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I walked into a drug store in Parry Sound and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
 
She then asked if she could help me. I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
 
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
 
The pharmacist said, ‘Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.’
 
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the best we can do.
 
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses”
 
 

9 Comments

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    Brian P

    August 7, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    Myles, before you agree find out what kind of pick up truck it is. 🙂

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    Myles Goodwyn

    August 7, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    good idea. lol

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    Bud

    August 9, 2013 at 10:11 am

    if it”s a Dodge I want $4000.00 a month ………

  •  
    Myles Goodwyn

    August 9, 2013 at 10:44 am

    lol

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    Christian

    August 12, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Myles, please tell me where this drugstore is located. Thanks. CC

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    Dave M in Tucson AZ

    August 14, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    I looked up Parry Sound, expecting it to be in Newfoundland. I listened to a lot of shortwave radio when I was in college and Radio Canada International told us Americans that “Newfie” jokes are popular there.

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    Catherine McGrath

    August 23, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    When r yous coming to Cape Breton again. We r all going through withdrawal

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    Myles Goodwyn

    August 23, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    not sure catherine, i need to experience the maritimes soon as well..i don`t see anything in the books right now.

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    Keli

    October 10, 2013 at 8:20 am

    Ah, i see. Well th’tas not too tricky at all!”

 

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